{"id":219,"date":"2010-10-17T21:20:18","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T04:20:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abysmalwitch.wordpress.com\/?p=219"},"modified":"2010-10-17T21:20:18","modified_gmt":"2010-10-18T04:20:18","slug":"apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/2010\/10\/17\/apple\/","title":{"rendered":"@$$ Apple!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now for something completely different. \u00a0Or at least entertaining.<\/p>\n

Do you think nature has a sense of raunchy humour? \u00a0I do.<\/p>\n

Because one of my co-workers brought in a bushel of apples from his tree this past week, and one of them was an ass apple. \u00a0Yep, an ass apple:<\/p>\n

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Nature, it turns out, is also naughty. \u00a0For not only was it an ass apple, it was a spanked! ass apple.<\/p>\n

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But you can always trust nature to go for the anatomically correct artistic:<\/p>\n

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I love nature.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now for something completely different. \u00a0Or at least entertaining. Do you think nature has a sense of raunchy humour? \u00a0I do. Because one of my co-workers brought in a bushel of apples from his tree this past week, and one of them was an ass apple. \u00a0Yep, an ass apple: Nature, it turns out, is … Continue reading @$$ Apple!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}