{"id":274,"date":"2011-01-04T13:38:05","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T21:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abysmalwitch.wordpress.com\/?p=274"},"modified":"2011-01-04T13:38:05","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T21:38:05","slug":"six-and-a-half-weeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/2011\/01\/04\/six-and-a-half-weeks\/","title":{"rendered":"Six and a Half Weeks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m very sorry to tell you that this post bears no relation to 9 1\/2 weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Six and a half weeks is how long I&#8217;ve been horizontal due to a herniated disc. \u00a0Yes, the CT scan confirmed it. \u00a0I&#8217;m very happy to say that the pain is nearly completely gone&#8230;so long as I don&#8217;t sit and\/or stand for more than about 10-15 minutes, and not too often throughout the day.<\/p>\n<p>Still, being able to manage without painkillers is awesome! \u00a0I did have to go through a couple of days of withdrawal which turned out to be headache maximus. \u00a0The narcotics did get me through the worst of the pain though and I wouldn&#8217;t have managed without them, so what&#8217;s a massive headache in comparison?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve read probably at least 30 books and counting. \u00a0And I&#8217;m waiting oh-so-not-really-patiently for the nerve problems to go away. \u00a0I would really like to feel my toes again&#8230;and the side of my foot and calf. \u00a0For some reason the toes are more noticeable though.<\/p>\n<p>Toes? \u00a0Are you there toes? \u00a0Toes! \u00a0Come back to me Toes!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Starting to get a little magical again which is fabulous. \u00a0It&#8217;s been emotionally difficult feeling so beige about everything. \u00a0Nothing was particularly interesting unless I was reading a good book. \u00a0But now&#8230;even managed a little ritual for the dark moon. \u00a0Clearly a sign of improvement, yes?<\/p>\n<p>Come on, Back, finish healing so we can go outside, smell the fresh air, feel what the weather is doing, LEAVE THE HOUSE and all sorts of other fun things.<\/p>\n<p>Hope springs eternal.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone else have a sudden vision of Tigger?<\/p>\n<p>Just me, eh? \u00a0Figures. \u00a0Happy Friday to all!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m very sorry to tell you that this post bears no relation to 9 1\/2 weeks. Six and a half weeks is how long I&#8217;ve been horizontal due to a herniated disc. \u00a0Yes, the CT scan confirmed it. \u00a0I&#8217;m very happy to say that the pain is nearly completely gone&#8230;so long as I don&#8217;t sit &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/2011\/01\/04\/six-and-a-half-weeks\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Six and a Half Weeks<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abysmalwitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}